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Love iz Everything

Tum khafa Kiyon ho !
Tumhen mujh say gila kiya hai,
Achanak
bayrukhi itni,
Batao to howa kiya hai,
......Manaon kis tarah tum ko,
Mujhe itna to
bata do
Agar ab ho sake tum say
To yeh ahsan farma do
meri Manzil Mohabat hai
Mujhe Manzil pe Pohncha do
Tumhari aankh Main aansu
Mujhe ache nahi lagte
Tumhare Narm honton pe
Gilay ache nahi lagte
Tumhare Muskurane say
Mera dil Muskurata hai
Tumhare Rooth jane se
Mera dil toot jata hai..

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

1 pathan

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya

pappu

Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Pappu:
;
;

;
;
;

Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai

student

Examiner: iss bird ki tang dekh kar iska nam batao..
Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student:meri tang dekh lo

love

BARI MUSHKIL SE SULANE LAGA HON APNI ANKHON KO...........

TERE KHUWAB KA LALACH DE KAR................

AAJ 1 BAAR MERE KHUWAB MAIN AAO K.....................

meri ANKHON KA AITBAR REH JAAYE.....................

money

Maana k teri Nazar main kuch b nahi hoon ma

"Sagar"

meri Qadar un say pooch jin k meny paisay deny hain :P

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Aglay Labday Phirday Ney menou... :D

pathan and faraz

American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

Mehboob ke yad me Cigrt

Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt
kiya lagya FARAZ..
meri to Duniya hi badal gai,
faqat ik Dhamaky se…

ZANDGI TYRA KOI OR KANARA HO GA

Zandgi ! ab ky myra naam shamil na karna"

Gar ye ty hai ky yehe khyeel dobara ho ga''

Jis ky hony sy meri sans chla karti thi ''

Kis tara us ky bagar gozara ho ga......''

Ishq karna hai to din rat usy sochna hy''

Our koch zyhan mein aya to khsara ho ga''

Moj ko malom hai junhen mein kdam rhkun ga''

Zandgi tyra koi or kanara ho ga...................''

ZANDGI TYRA KOI OR KANARA HO GA

NAZ MEIN SONY WALY

Be khbar ho sham naz mein sony waly''

''Rat bhr tujhe pokara meri tanhai ny''

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