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100 rupey chura liye thy

Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.

Jab barish hoti hai

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge

Ae Eid K Chaand

Ae Eid K Chaand!
Q Krta Hae Tu Hum Ko Pareshan,

Tujhe Dekhne K Liay Bechen Hen Hum
Aür
Mufti Muneeb Ur Rehmaan

Tujhe Dekh Nahi Patay
Puray Pakistan K Insaan,

Mgar Kahan Se Dhoond Letay Hen Tujhe
Sarhad K Kuch Pathan,

“meri”Hy Tman’na
Eis Bar Na Trpana,

Puray Pakistan Mae Hum Ko Ik Saath Nzar Aana.

Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye

Girl: meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.

KUTTA KHA GAYA

Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.

Nazar se Nazar

Nazar se nazar tum milane se pehle,

Zara soch lo dil lagane se pehle,

Zara uske dil mein bhi tum jhank lena,

Usey raaz dil ka batane se pehle,

Mein ye janta hun meri zindagi mein,

Koi gham na tha tere aane se pehle,

Boht roya hoga wo apni khata par,

Saza mujhko gha ki sunane se pehle,

KHUDA rooth jata hai ye soch lena,

Kisi dil ko itna dukhane se pehle,

Kahin jal na jao khud is aag mein,

Kisi aur ka dil jalane se pehle.

Koi ishara to de

Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.

Intehaa

meri mohabat ki wo inteha bhi tha,

Ajab kash-ma-kash thi meri zindagi mein,

Poojna usey bhi tha aur dil mein KHUDA bhi tha.

Bepanaah Mohabat

Mujhe aaj bhi uski Bepanaah mohabat rone nahi deti "Faraz",
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Jo kehta tha "meri jaan nikal jayegi tere aansu girne se pehle".

Surprise

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,

Jab meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

Husan

MujK0 Malom Nhi Husun Ki "Tareef
Mgr
Haqiqat Me Haseen Sirf "Whi he"Jis Ne ApKo Msg Kya He
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// uff , ammi meri nazar utaren..

Wassi

meri "HASTI" bhi jaisy Muhtaaj ban gai ho
WaSSi
Rat tujhy yad kr k sona,
or subah teri yad k sang uthna.

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