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SArdar In UK Hotel

SArdar In UK Hotel khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother.)

Fakeer 2 Srdar

Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne

Pet Bhar K khana Khlaya

Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?

Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;-

Shaadi mein Khana

Shaadi mein khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

1 sardar USA gya

1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
''Tannn''
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"

1 Sardar ki shad

1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->

Rakhay khuda nay do

Rakhay khuda nay do rastay mujhay azmanay k liye
Woh chor day mujh ya mein chor doon usay zamanay k liye
Kaisay maang loon rub say usay bhool janay ki dua
Hath uthtay nahi hain dua mein usay bhool janay k liye
Nahi ki zindagi mein meinay koi bhi neki
Par parhi hain chhup k kuch namazein usay panay k liye
Nahi hai tu na sahi who qismat mein meri
Par aik mauqa to day usay ay RAb yeh aansu dikhanay k liye

Pyar Dhoka hai toh

Pyar Dhoka hai tPyar Dhoka hai toh oh Dhoka mat khana,
Pyar agar gunah toh usse hone mat dena,
Magar pyar koi kare Tumse toh usse rone mat dena !!

Ye Dil Ki Baat Nahi

Ye Dil Ki Baat Nahi Kisi kO Batane Ki

Azal Se hi reet Hai Jug Se Isay Chupaane Ki

Bohat Sehel Hai Wada Wafa Ka Ker Lena

Zara C Daal Lo Aadat Isay Nibhane Ki

Samait Sakte ho Jeet Kab Apni Muthi Main

Humain Tou Pehle Hi Aadat Hai Haar Jane Ki

Humain khanar Thi kisi Roz Chorh Jao Ge

Nahi Hai Zarurat Tum Ko Kisi Bahane Ki

Bana Gulab Tu Kaantay

Bana Gulab Tu Kaantay Chubha Gaya Aik Shakhs
Howa Charagh Tu Gher Hi Jala Gaya Aik Shakhs

Tamaam Rang Meray Aur Saaray Khwab Meray
Fasana Thay Ya Fasana Bana Gaya Aik Shakhs

Main Kis Hawa Main Uron Kis Faza Main Lehra’on
Dukhon K Jaal Her So Bicha Gaya Aik Shakhs

Palat Sekon Na Hi Aagay Berh Sekon Jis Per
Mujhay Yeh Konsay Raastay Per Laga Gaya Aik Shakhs

Muhabbatain Bhi Ajab Uski Nafratain Bhi Kamaal
Meri Hi Tarah Ka Mujh Main Sama Gaya Aik Shakhs

Muhabbatoon Ne Kisi Ki Bhula Rakha Tha Usay
Milay Woh Zakhm K Phir Yaad Aa Gaya Aik Shakhs

Woh Maahtaab Tha Marham Badast Aaya Tha
Mager Kuch Aur Siwa Dil Dukha Gaya Aik Shakhs

Khula Yeh Raaz K Aayeena khana Hai Dunya
Aur Is Main Mujh Ko Tamashaa Bana Gaya Aik Shakhs

Kachi Deewar

Kachi Deewar

Kachi Deewar Hoon Thokar Na Lagana Mujh ko
Apni Nazron Mai Basa Ker Na Giraana Mujh ko

Tum ko Aankho Mai Tasawwoor Ki Tarah Rakhta Hoon
Dil Mai Dharkan ki Tarah Tum bhi Basana Mujh ko

Baat Karnae Mai jo Mushkil ho Tumhein Mehfil Mai
Mai Samajh Jaaonga Nazron Se Bataana Mujh ko

Waada Utna Hi Karo Jitna Nibha Sakte Ho
Khawab Pura jo na ho wo na Dikhana Mujh ko

Apne Rishtey ki Nazaakat ka Bharam Rakh Lena
Mai to Aashiq Hoon Deewana na Banana Mujh ko

Kachi Deewar Hoon Thokar Na Lagana Mujh ko
Apni Nazron Mai Basa Ker Na Giraana Mujh ko

Tere Pyaar Mein Rusva Hona

Tere Pyaar Mein Rusva Hona Kitna Acha Lagta Hai,
Qadam Qadam Par Thokar khana Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Roo Leta Hoon Hans Leta Hoon Tere Aane Jane Par,
Tera ghar Mein Aana Jana Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Main Apna Fasaana Khud Hi Kehta Sunta Rehta Hoon
Achi Yaadon Ka Duhrana Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Tere Hi Raste Par Chalna Teri Hi Manzil Ko Jana,
Tera Hi Har Dam Gun gana Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Jin Chashmon Ka Paani Dil Duniya Seerab Kare,
Un Chashmon Ka Paani Peena Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Sab Logon Ki Batein Sun na Aur Chup Rehna,
Us kai Khatir Har Dukh Sehna Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Yun To Duniya Mein Sab Batein Hoti Rehti Hain
Laikin Kuch Batoon Ka Hona Kitna Acha Lagta Hai

Kachi Deewar Hoon Thokar

Kachi Deewar Hoon Thokar Na Lagana Mujh Ko
Apni Nazron Mein Basa Kar Na Giraana Mujh Ko

Tumko Aankho Mein Tasavur Ki Tarah Rakhta Hoon
Dil Mein Dadhkan ki Tarah Tum bhi Basana Mujh Ko

Baat Karnay Mein jo Mushkil ho Tumhay Mehfil Mein
Main Samajh Jaaonga Nazron Say Bataana Mujh Ko

Vaada Utna Hi Karo Jitna Nibha Saktay Ho
Khawab Poora jo na ho woh na Dikhana Mujh Ko

Apnay Rishtay ki Nazaakat ka Bharam Rakh Lena
Main to Aashiq Hoon Deewana na Banana Mujh Ko

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