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Daagh e Matam jo

Daagh e Matam jo seenay se laga rakkha hai
Dil ko Mola ka aza khana bana rakkha hai
Mushkilo soch k aana mere ghar ki jaanib
Meine Ghazi(AS) ka alam ghar pe laga rakkha hai

Kissi ki itni(insult)

Kissi ki itni(insult) b na karo k wo ainda sey tumhein milnein sey pehley 100 bar sochey,kyun k Dil ko dukhana achchey logon ka shewa nahee hota

Ashfaq Ahmed ZAVIA

Ashfaq Ahmed ZAVIA mein likhtay hain:

" Mere pas 1 bili thi.. Us ko jb bhuk lagti thi aa kr mere paun chat''ti thi. Aur mein usy khana dai deta tha.

Eik din mene socha k ye bili mujh sy behtar hai. Is ko pakka yakeen hai k apny malik k pas sy is ki talab puri ho gi, aur insan ko yakeen nahi.

Insan har fikar apny zimay lai laita hai. Un kamon ki bhi jo us k ikhtiyar mai nahi "

Apni har talab ALLAH sy maango aur qabooliyat ka mukamal yaqeen rakho...

"Doctorate"

"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate

Faasle mita kar

Faasle mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhna,
pyar ka rishta yu hi barkaraar rakhana,
bichar jae kabhi aap se hum,
to ankho mein hamesha hamara intezaar rakhna..

Aee mujhay zaba

Aee mujhay zabat k aadab sikhanay walay
Jab wo bicharra tha wo manzar nahi dekha tu nay

Raat sunti rahi

Raat sunti rahi mein sunata raha
Dard ki dastan mein batata raha
Log logon say chahat nibhatay rahay
Ek wo tha mera dil jalata raha
Dhoop chaoon si uski tabiyat rahi
Wo nigahein milata churata raha
Ik mein he piyasa raha ay dost
Log peetay rahay wo pilata raha
Dil k mehman khanay mein ronaq rahi

Bhigte rahe barishon

Bhigte rahe barishon me aksar,

kabhi mangi kisi se panah nahi.

Hasratein puri na ho to na sahi,

khwab dekhana koi gunah to nahi.

"Potti Remix"

"Potti Remix"

1 tatti, s0u afsanay..

Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala

0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away

tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam

Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki

tatti kar darya mai dal.

Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..

Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..

Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiyA..

na akho meinu

na akho meinu ghareeb loko,
merey kol khazana wakhra a,

kitta pyar se baghair license ton,
praya asan jurmana wakhra a,

aithon chuttan da dil tey karda nayeen,
yaro aye qaid khana wakhra a,
(self created)

Aisi konsi Sabzi ha

Aisi konsi Sabzi hai jiska pehle Harf hatao to Ek Qeemti Cheez ka Naam Banta hai
Last word hatao to ek khanay ki Cheez ka Naam Banta hai
aur Agar First And Last, Dono Alphabets hatao to ek Famous Lady ka Naam banta hai ???

Ans: KHEERA

RULES OF SUCCESS

RULES OF SUCCESS

1)Agar, Rona Chatay Ho Tu ALLAH K Azaab Ko Yad Kr K Ro,

2)khana Chatay Ho Tu ALLAH Ka KhoF Khao,

3)Peena Chatay Ho Tu GUSSA Peo,

4)Pehanna Chatay Ho Tu Sharam-O-Haya Ka Libaas Pehno,

5)Intazar Chatay Ho Tu MOUT Ka Karo,

6)Khatam Karna Chatay Ho Tu NAFS Ki Khuwaish Ko Khatm Karo.../

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