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pathan & dr.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
...
Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P

Sufaid Baal

Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.

Kaaba ko dekh kr kya dua mangni chahieye.

ap main se jo koi bhe pehli martaba Hajj ya Umrah par jayey to khana Kaaba pr pehli nazar partey hee ye dua mangey," Ya Allah Muje Mustajab al Dua bana de Aameen,:kaaba ko pehli nazar main dekh kr jo bhee dua mangi jayey woh qabool hoti hai , so plz remember

Bangali Student Se

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt SE:
Is JuMLe Ki Urdu BAtAo
"My BrothEr CAn't Cook."

BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi K0 Pokhana NAi AtA"... ;->

muj ko chor kr janay

muj ko chor kr janay walay

mera dil dokhanay walay

bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho

ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho

agar tm is eid pr na aye

to mera kia banay ga?

main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga?

?

?

AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare
BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA

Wafa Ka Nam to

Wafa Ka Nam too Sub Bhartay hain iss Dunia Main Sub Lakin!!!!

Wafa Kan nam per mit kar Dikhana Kiss koo ata hay!!!!

D: Dastak Bhee Na Day
O: Or Apna Bana Lay
S: Sari Zindagi joo sath Day
T: Taaluk bila Lalach Rakhy
I: Isssi rishtay Jo Dosti Kehtay hain janab!!!!

Aey mere SMS mere

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana..
ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana,
jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA
phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!

2007 me 7 bole to

2007 me 7 bole to
7me rehna
7me jeena
7me marna
7me khana
7me pina
7me rona
7me hasna
7me 7milakar chalna
yahi hamara 2007 ka 7(saath) hai
kabhi 7na chodna dost

Startz wid

Startz wid
"hi"

Changez to "wassup"

Growz to
"oye pagal"

Tendz to
"tu apna dimagh mat chala"

Fallz to
"thappar khana hy"
&

finally
"tu sambhal lena yaar"
Datz FRIENDSHIP:] thnx fr being ma frnd.... =)

Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana

Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana

Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si

Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00

Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me

31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!

Jeeney Do

Musharaf

ana Pina Ran

khana Pina Rang Udana
Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana.

Geet Gao Khoshiya manao
Bolo mithi boli
hamari tarafse Aapako
HAPPY HOLI..

Kabbah Ali(a.s) k faiz

Kabbah Ali(a.s) k faiz se gulzaar ban gaya.
but khanay se jo badla bawaqar ban gay...
Kabba Ali(a.s) ka shukir manay k wastay...
kala libass pahn k azadar hogaya...

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