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Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,

Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.
Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
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Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)
Oru Vasantha kalam,
Bhoomiyil Niraye Pookal Parimalam Parathunnu.
Padathu Kunji Kilikal Virunnu Vannu
Aa Pular kalathu Nee Ente Veetilekku Vannu .
.Appol Njan Ente Vathil Ninakkai Turannu.
Ninte Kaikal Ente Nere Neendu Vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju
Khud ko khud se ham kalam kar k dekhna,
kitna mushkli haiye kam ker k dekhna,
kis kadar uddas guzarti hain meri shamien,
yaad kisi ko kisi shaam kar k dekhna
Jise dil ka kalam or mohabbat ki ink kahate hai,jise lamho ki kitab or yaado
ka covar kehate hai,yahe wo subjaet hai jise log friendship kahte hai
Teri taswer dekh kar main rota hoon ,
Ban kay rah gaya main ek samjota hoon
To kahan kala kawwa thera or mujay dekh
Ek masoom sa khubsoorat pyara sa tota hoon
Quraan kay kalaam ko saheefa nahin kehtay
Sanjeeda hakeekat ko Lateefa nahin kehtay
Ham Dushman e Haider ko Shariat ki lughat main
kuch orr to kehtay hain Khaleefa nahin kehtay
mairey imam say behtar koi imam nhn
yeh woh qalam hy jis say behtar koi kalam nhn
woh khush naseeb hy jo hy ghulam e haider
woh badnaseeb hy jis k ali imam nhn
kala kala Na Kar Zeada Waiz
Jo Kehta hoo Ghaur Se Sunle
Gar Aaj Gham e Hussain Me Na Roya
To Kal Mehshar Me Girgirana parega
Kabbah Ali(a.s) k faiz se gulzaar ban gaya.
but khanay se jo badla bawaqar ban gay...
Kabba Ali(a.s) ka shukir manay k wastay...
kala libass pahn k azadar hogaya...
Winners:
They Do Tomorrow''s Work Today...

Averages:
They Do
Today''s Work Today...

Failures:They Do Yesterday''s Work Today-

Dr.Abdulkalam...
andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,