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Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

Badshah Ne AeLaan kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti
ki Shaadi karoonga..

Teri to NikaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!!!

Please FAX ur Picture

Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.

WaLLet mein Lagane k Liey nahi.

kitab k Front page k Liey

kitab ka Naam hai

QABAR kA AZAB.

Breaking News

Breaking News...
Dhammaka khabar..

TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
khabar MiLi hai k kaL Basheer khusrey
k han kaka Hua...
kaise Hoa Hamein khud nahi Pata...
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..

G Basheer g

Basheer G...!!

Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya kuch Batain Gey Bhi..

Tum Paas Aey

Tum Paas Aey..

Yun Muskuraey..

Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..

Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai...

Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!

Soowar ke bachh

Soowar ke bachhe!

Ullo ke patthe!

kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.

hamaray haan dogs

American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to bandar bhi sms parh leta hai

Viraanay mai Dya

Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga Aapko Qabz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata Ab Bewajah Zore Laganay se kya Hoga

A girl says to

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

kya tum mere sath

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

The best thing i

The best thing i like about you is your "SHARAFAT" you are full of....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT

Aapki Smile ne Saara

Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa... Comay se Jagay Mareez ko PerManent Sulaa Diyaa

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