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Wives Of King Edward

Wives Of
king Edward & king Shahjahan
Both died of
"Polycystic Ovary Syndrome"
in the same year
-
Both kings immensly
loved their Wives
But Both had a different
way of expressing it
-
Shahjahan spent Billions
to make "Taj Mahal" in
memory of the beloved
Wife
-
king Edward built the
"University For Research"
Proclaiming that no one
else should die of the disease
which had snatched his
beloved Wife

"Such differences of thinking
determines the causes of
Rise Or Fall Of Nations ... "

M o n e y D o e s

M o n e y
D o e s
N o t
S p e a k
B u t
I t s
A b s e n c e
S c r e a m s . . . =P ;)

Ashfaq Ahmed ZAVIA

Ashfaq Ahmed ZAVIA mein likhtay hain:

" Mere pas 1 bili thi.. Us ko jb bhuk lagti thi aa kr mere paun chat''ti thi. Aur mein usy khana dai deta tha.

Eik din mene socha k ye bili mujh sy behtar hai. Is ko pakka yakeen hai k apny malik k pas sy is ki talab puri ho gi, aur insan ko yakeen nahi.

Insan har fikar apny zimay lai laita hai. Un kamon ki bhi jo us k ikhtiyar mai nahi "

Apni har talab ALLAH sy maango aur qabooliyat ka mukamal yaqeen rakho...

LIFE Is The Art

LIFE Is The Art Of DRAWING Without Eraser.

So...

Be Careful While Taking Any Small Decision
About Valuable Pages Of Life.

Most optimistic

Most optimistic line i have ever come across.

"I know i''m the boy of her dreams,

Its just that she hasn''t started dreaming yet"

View A Negative

View A Negative
Experience In
Your Life
Like How You Look
At A Photo Negative.
...A Single Negative
Can Create An
Unlimited Number Of
Positive Prints ! ! !

Press Down if u

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

I saw U on ROAD

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Your network tariff

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!

Have u seen a

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Forest king Virappa

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.

Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

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