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''Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,

Magar...

Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....''
''Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon

Faraz!!!



Ab woh kehti hai, "to Phir Aao Mujhko Satao"
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''kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....


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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''
''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say khaali

Wah Wah

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say khaali
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kameez Teri kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)''
''Woh ye keh kar meri saari 7UP pee gaya Faraz.....









Tu meri adhuri pyaas pyaas, Tu aagai Man ko raas raas''
''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam''''''
''Banta is crying loudly.
Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying?
Banta: My mother died.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo!''
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''
''Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''
''Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo
es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di''
''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
Honthon pe Lipstick Aur naina kajal Se Lais
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Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.''
''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''