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''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''

''''''''jub bhi tere awaz sunne ko g chahta hai,,''''

**dost**

**utha k pathar kutte ko maar deta hoon,,,,**aaoon aaoon aaoon''

''1 student exam

''1 student exam k paper pay apne hath ka diagram bana raha tha to nigran nay pocha k iss paper main to hath ki diagram ka swal nahi hai

student reply.
sir main diagram nahi bana raha paper banane wale pay lanat bhaj raha hon''

''dil ka dard hamen bataty q nah

''dil ka dard hamen bataty q nahi,

dosti ka haq hum pe jatate q nahi,

tarpo ge aise hi har roz dard se,

tumhe qabz hai to ispaghol khaty q nahi!!!!!!''

''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

''DUNIYA MAIN kABHI ACHAY INSAN kI TALASH MAIN MAT NIkLNA.

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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''

"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"

''agar aap ko apni ''GIRL FRIEND'' k past or future k baray main jan''na hai to apni girl friend ka number mukammal namm or patay k sath is no. par send karain,
03343004071

"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"

**zarori note**
"baba g ka number change kar k apna number likhna bohat bari beghairti ha''''''

''Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(\./)/.".

''Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(\./)/.".) "^----;";_\,,/"( , , )/ \ / kia Cheez ho Tum khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai''

''Dosti karna itna

''Dosti karna itna Aasan hai Jaise Matti par Matti se Matti likhna.LEkIN...Dosti Nibhana itna Mushkil hai Jaise Paani par Paani se Paani likhna.''

''Lovers with Mobile in

''Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan Cities:ISLAMABAD: Hello JanChalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.RAWALPINDI: Hello Jankahan ho Tum?Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.LAHORE: Hello JanAaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.kARACHI: Hello JanWhat a Fantastic Mosam,Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.PESHAWAR: Hello Jankahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hai.Mari To Nahi?''

''True Bayghairti is

''True Bayghairti is:To arrive home late at Night,Cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai kar Rahi Ho?"''

''Kal"RAAT"

''kal"RAAT"
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Buhat Dino Baad
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kitaab kholi To Ehsaas Huwa???
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Ay V nai Anda Ay V nai Anda
Tay Ay V nai Anda=))''

''Wada KAro

''Wada kAro
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Pura karo
Or kisi kI Laaat Baaan kbhi Na Toro
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SuFI BAAP ki TARHA''

1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:

1 Pathan ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:

Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?

Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston ko Forward kar diya. :-)''

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