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''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!

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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''
''Jab paad diya to darna kya,
Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,
Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,
Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,
Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''
''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:

Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )

Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )

Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.

Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?

Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''
''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton k Sath So Chuka Hon...




Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha k Jab kUNDLI Mili hai.

To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi''
''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''
''koi PYAR karnay wala Agar DUkH Day

Aur

Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye

To

Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna

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Ab is kaminay ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne kabhi koi Larki Phansai hai?



Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya''
''In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ...

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Geezar(Geyser) Tera kharab Hai kuch To khayal kar...!''
''kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"



Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:

PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay''