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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
Very important health tips only for u.
dont eat
pizzas,samosay dahi baray,ice cream,chocolate,

&
sandwich
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WITHOUT
ME,,
A Finance Faculty Asked His Student..
"Which Is The Most important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business ?? "

Student Replied..
"Father-In-Law !!"
It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B''s
B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most important.

B - Backlogs.
Attention

It''s Very important Msg


Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables


But Most important



4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s..
Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.








And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t live without love...





but I think....



oxygen is more important... ;->


Attention

It''s Very important Msg


Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->

Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables


But Most important



4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->