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Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..
ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon
Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
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Samajh Aaya Kuch?
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Nahi na?
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
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Nafsiyati Tha Salaa...
is umar men itni b phurti achi nai faraz!
ak laat teri qabar men hai kuch to khyal kar
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
nend aati hi nahi aankhon ki dehlizon tk
khali reh jata h aksar ye makan sham ke bad
Kahin tum bhi na ban jana mazmiin kisi kitaab ka

....."Qanwal".....

LOg baray shoq say parthay hain kahaniyan be'wafaon ki
Dosti Imtehan Nahi Pyar Mangti Hai,
Nazar Sirf Aapka Deedar Mangti Hai,
Zindgi Apne Liye To Kuch Bhi nahi Lekin,
Aap K Liye Duaen Hazar Mangti he.
Happy brithday my sweet

Us naal dosti kadhi na rakhiyo jinu apne ute ghuroor hove,

Maa baap Nu bura na kahiyo, chahe lakh unhan da kasoor hove,

Rah chalde nu dil na daiyo,
chahe lakh chehre te noor hove,

Oh Bulliya mohabbat sirf uthe kariyo jithe piyaar nibhawan da dastoor hove . . .
tum ne tu phir bhi sikh lia dunya ka chaal chalan...
hum tu kch bhi na kar saky tujh se muhbat k siwaaa...!!
Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kia kehti hay?"

"Kehti hay

'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
Khaas they kabhi nazroon mein kisi k hum bhi shayad,
Magar nazron k taqazay badalney mein dair kahan lagti hai