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Q.Agar Ap Se wo insan " I LOVE U"Kahe jise se ap pyar nahi karte

to kis tarha aap usay kahoge k me tmse pyar nahi karta aur uska dil bhi na tutay.
reply must
Challenge

Ek maa hy uska naam 3.2 hy
aur beti ka naam 4.2 hy
tou btao baap ka kya naam hoga
in numbers mein hi naam hy?

Answer : Its 2 Sur Name Of Both
Mother N Daughter
1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.

2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi nahin.

3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.

4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.

5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.

Its Challenge For All.
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta hi nahi..
Sardar g Falls Inside A Pit ... !!!

A Friend Asks : Kuch Toota Tou Nahi ...

Sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche Kuch Hy hi nahi ... ;->
Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -Kaise?

Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli

"Maine Kal hi naya Sandal Kharida Hai"
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi nahi Jata

Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera hi naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H
Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera hi naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H
itna udas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha,
sooraj ke sath doob gaya mera dil bhi aaj...
qareeb maut khari hai zaraa thahar jao
qazaa se aankh lari hai zaraa thahar jao

thaki thaki si fazaayen bujhe bujhe taare
bari udaas ghari hai zaraa thahar jao

nahin ummeed ki ham aaj ki sahar dekhen
ye raat ham pe kari hai zaraa thahar jao

abhi na jao ke taaron kaa dil dharaktaa hai
tamaam raat pari hai zaraa thahar jao

phir is ke baad kabhi ham na tum ko rokenge
labon pe saans ari hai zaraa thahar jao

dam-e-firaaq mein ji bhar ke tum ko dekh to luun
ye faisale kii ghari hai zaraa thahar jao X
Mill jaye koi Naya to Hamein na Bhula dena
Koi Rulaye Tumhein to Hamein Yaad kar lena
Dost Rahange umar bhar Tumhare
Tumhari Khushi na sahi Gham hi Baant lena