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This is a magic Trick

aik thanda paani lein aur us ko apney baraber wala par phenk dein yeh thanda paani us bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk
TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most handsome & good Looking on earth but he failed and came out Angrily and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
Girls Psychology!!!!

Fraud with Innocent Boys,

Fun with handsome Boys,

Friendship With Charming Boys,

Contact With Intelligent Boys,

Flirt with freaky Boys,

Love with faithful Boys,

and In the end marriage with Rich boy

Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

''ThandA MATLAB''

Coca-Cola
Chan,chandni raat Mehrma Timtmanday taaray
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Na koi reply na koi SMS lagda a pasay muk gaye nay saray.
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya

Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k hamara pasia haram ha?

Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum "Latreen" banainge