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Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Niklta..



Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Niklta..





Log Roza Na Torh Den Eid ka Chand Samj kr... =P ;->
Khub meete meete pakwan khaye,
sehat me char chand lagaye,
log to sirf chand par gaye hai
aap us se bhi upar jaye,
Diwali par hamari yahi hai shubhkamnaye
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ''Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...'' Happy Diwali
Khub meete meete pakwan khaye,
sehat me char chand lagaye,
log to sirf chand par gaye hai
aap us se bhi upar jaye,
Diwali par hamari yahi hai shubhkamnaye
Laxmi Aayegi Itni ki Sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat Vyapar bade itna Adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj me banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye
.
Deep Jalte Jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, Dua hai hamari
Aap Chand ki tarah Jagmagate rahe.

"Happy Diwali"
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ''Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...'' Happy Diwali


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.


Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,

chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho


oor tum?


2nd girl,
main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)
Aaae,

Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy

Bole To

Ek dum khalas

Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To

4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal

warna khalas.