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1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho
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1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho
1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho
1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho
oor tum?
2nd girl,
main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)
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Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !
Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang
Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab
Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka
Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu
Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)
''Ghalib farmaty hain
''Ghalib farmaty hain
Ishq karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''TERE NAAM'' Dekh Lo.''
''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...
''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...
Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa
UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
It Was Asked In A Paper . . .
What Is POLITICS For . . . ???
A Student Answered It . . .
POLITICS is a Combination of
POLI = Many
&
TICS = Bloodsuckers. . .
Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho . . . ;->
Behind every Man''s
Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.
But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE INDIA"
SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->
... T R U T H ...
... T R U T H ...
'''' GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR
aDvAntAgE oVeR mAn ...
If ThEy CaN''t GeT wHaT
tHeY wAnT
bY bEiNg SmArT,
tHeY cAn GeT iT bY
bEiNg dUmB ... ''''
Load Sheding K Fawaid:
Load Sheding K Fawaid:
Genrator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi
Cell Chrge Na Hone Se Balnc & Time Saving
Sabr Krny Ki Waja Se Janat Milne Ka Chance.
Lates New!
Lates New!
Ch.Parveez Ellhai.... Nay abhi Abhi Ellan Kia Hia Hia K
aaj Se Pora Panjab 500 Ruppy Per Month ...
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Mujhay Day Ga
Parveez Ellhai Ka Khawab
Lot Loo Pora Panjab
time there was a sexy girl
Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.
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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..
TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..
farak batao....
STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->
wife tum toh chaht
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
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