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THOUGHT OF THE DAY.......







Kabhi ye mat socho
tumhari girlfriend ne
Tumhe kitna Romantic
Msg bheja hai.




Hamesha Ye Socho


Usay Kisne Bheja
Hoga?................;->
STRANGE WORLD:

"When Parents care, it is restriction
But
When Boyfriend 0r girlfriend restrict, It is Caring."

Think it Once plz !
where v r going !!! :|
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p


Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday


Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur Socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p