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An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down
SWEET POEM:

Eat With Butter,

Cut With Cutter,

When You forget MeYou Will Definitely Fall In Gutter..:-)
Top 3 Universities Rule :

1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent
Meaning Of A B C D E F G

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

While Reverse The Letters

G F E D C B A

Girls forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
Meaning Of A B C D E F G

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

While Reverse The Letters

G F E D C B A

Girls forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

&

later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
Happy Moments -Don''t forget
me,


Difficult Moments-
Trust Me


Quiet Moments-
Call Me,


painful Moments-
Tell me.


Free Moments-
SMS Me ...;->
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

A Diplomate Is 1 Who forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday


&



Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->
Height Of Diplomacy?


forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her

"how can i remember ur b''day

when u never look an year older.
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!