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Define a true music lover?

Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Walking on hillside,

Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here!

Sehwag Was Bowling

Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"

Q ???

Umpire Beimaan Tha ???

No ...

Socho...

Aray Yaar Ball Was fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->

(Promises in Election Campaign)

(Promises in Election Campaign)
finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies

(Promises in Election Campaign)

Technologies Impact:-

Technologies Impact:-

Dad Emails :

Dear Son,

How Hv U Been?

Ur Mom & I R fine.

We Miss U A Lot,

Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!

Define "GUTS"..??

Define "GUTS"..??

Its Wen Ur Boyfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Boy & U Say,
"SWEETHEART NEXT SHOW IS WITH U..!!!";-)

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

Most Successful

Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...

"Yet To Be Seen"

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

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