5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....
  

May, 14 2010     310 chars (2 sms)     2493 views       Funny

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Then




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The guy says, thanks for the warning!
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U''
There is a great saying ...
"If u want to b Great,
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seriously,I hav no objection.
you can walk with me
What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
There are 3 Types of Men:

1. ASIAN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.

2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.

3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!