5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....
  

May, 14 2010     310 chars (2 sms)     2452 views       Funny

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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-


C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......


Thats why boys go to college
''Agr Private Primary Student Mistake Kray To Teacher Kehta Hai K
Write An Essay On
“My Friend”
5 Times. . .
Or Agr Government Student Mistake Kray To Master Subah 8:30 Murga Bnata Hai,Or 2:00 BJAY Kehta Hai K Chalo Ab Dafa Ho Jao Chutti Ho Gai Hai.
Student Tang AA K Kehta Hai Sir 30 Mints Or Ruk Jain,
Master:KYUN?
Student:Sir [...]''
spell the word silk without looking here


now say "silk" 5 times

what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...
Situation,

Whn 1 Hr Wi|L Be Back...

1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar Abhi To 10 Bjay Hain
Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai?

2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay Hain
Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?


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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .
what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"

R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully
The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is






























[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->
"FUCK-YOU"








Shocked


It means:






F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.
eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''


Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.

Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.

Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->