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Kya Tumhari Tv chal Rhi Hai?
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Pakad Lo,
Nhi To Bhag Jayegi

Job In Trafic Police

Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.

1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)

3 Honsty: chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)

4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)

Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn

aaj tum nein mujh sey

aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey

to mein batata hoon

"chalein KFC"?

Recent Survey Report

Recent Survey Report
Se Pata chala Hy

K

Pakistan Main

90% Log

Fuzool Sms Bhi Badey Gaur Se Parhte Hyn ... ;->

What Foolish Concepts

What Foolish Concepts

Society Has ?

If A Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BAND HAI.

And

If A Girl Goes Bad,

They Say chalU HAI !!.

Arz Kia Hai :

Arz Kia Hai :
Inhi Pathron Pay chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao ,
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Inhi Pathron Pay chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao,
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Ludi Hay Jamalo Pao , Ludi Hey Jamalo Pao;-)

Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,

Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?

Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...

Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai

Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,

K Hum So Gay To.

Bijli chali Jaye Gi.

U R My Best Frnd.

U R My Best Frnd.

Bharosa Nahi?

chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadenge

Me 1 2 3 Bolunga Tum Kood Jana.

Baad Me Jab Tum 1 2 3 Bologi To Me Koodjaunga....!

1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B

1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B

Meri Mohabbat Ki Garmi

Me Koi Fark Nahi Aaya

2frn: O Really

1frnd: Yes Ye Alag Bat Hai K Meri Wife

Ko Meri Grlfrnd Ka Pata chal Jaye

Toh Wo Mera Khoon Pee Jaye.

Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Beet Jae Zindagani Kab Aaegi Tu,

chali Aa chali Aa
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Oye I Am Talking
Abt Electricity!

Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio

Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna Chor Di "hAmY"

K Achanak Lite chali Gai To Rupaiya Zaya Hoga

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