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Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?

U said

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,

20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)

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Load-Shedding Mein kya,kya zulam Nahi Huwe Humray saath.
Faraz...

Naala khench Dala kisi Zalim ne Generater ki Rassi samajh kar...!
Be Sabab Youn Hi Sar-E-Shaam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Ham Bulaien Tu Unhen Kaam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Koi Hamen Shouq Tu Nahi He Aawargi Ka,

Ham Tu Unki Galiyon Me Hamkalam Hone Aaty Hain,

Unki Jafaon K Zakham Kehte Rehte Hain Kuch Is Tarah,

K Raat Ka Andhera charhte Hi Dard Tamam Nikal Aaty Hain,

Kia Bataon In Husn Walon Ki Tujhe !...Wasi...!

Ham Bulain Tu Parda, Warna Sar-E-aam Nikal Aaty Hain.

=> 03337656310
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
Mehrbaan kadardaan dekho
mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega
or msg forward karega
I always wanted to be punctual,

When i became punctual.
I realized that.....
"Punctuality is the art of waiting for the careless people"
"It's difficult to wait for some one,
&
It's difficult to forget some one,
But
The most difficult thing is to decide wether to wait or forget some one"
"Jis Kaam ko Pura krny ki Taqat na ho Usay apny Zimay mat lo"

"Raasta puchny se Sharm Mehsus na kro, Warna Manzil kho Betho gy"

"Bila Zarurat koi cheez na Kharido chahy woh Kitni hi Sasti kyun na ho"

"Kisi ko Haqarat ki Nazar se na Dekho, Yeh Waqt Tum pr B aa skta hy"
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=> 03337656310
'=. You are,
A-B-c-D

¤Atractive
¤Beautiful
¤cute
¤Dear

E-F-G

* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius

H-I-J.

= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'
Urooj par hai Tumhara Mosam,

Khizaan main Tum ko Khareed lengay,

Bano gay Hum say Reham K Talib,

Na Tumko Mohlat Mazeed dengay,

Adaa K Qissay hwy Purany,

Jafa ka Mousam Khatam hi samjho,

Karengy Tum say Hisaab jana,

Na Tum ko Mohlat Mazeed dengay,

Wafa ki Lalach main Hum nay Jana,

Khoon apna JALA diya hai,

Faraib-o-Masti K Badlay Tum ko

Saza bhi Sun lo Shadeed dengay,

Urooj par hay Tumhara Mousam,

Khizaan main Tum ko khareed lengay.
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=> Tanveer Z. .
Usko paa kar kibhi tu khona tha,

Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha,

Wo tor kar aksar mujhe chorti rahi,

Jese men uss ke haat ka kio khilona tha....
Rangeen ho tum rangon se bhi ziada,
Smart ho tum sub doston may ziada.
Agar aisa tum sochtay ho to,
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STUPID ho tum had se ziada.