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har kisi ko meri tarhan rehm dil mat samjhna faraz;

kuch log sinny me pathar bi rakhte han,

Faraz kya milan ki ab justujoo karein,

Tabiyat zyaada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karein

ye mumkin nhi k sab log hi badal jaty hein

kuch halaat k saancho me bhi dhall jaty hein

khali hathon ko kbhi ghor sy dekha hy Faraz

kis tarha log lakeeron sr nikal jaty hein
ye mumkin nhi k sab log hi badal jaty hein

kuch halaat k saancho me bhi dhall jaty hein

khali hathon ko kbhi ghor sy dekha hy Faraz

kis tarha log lakeeron sr nikal jaty hein
Dil cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard Dhoond Na Pao GA





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Dard Mere Dil Mai Nahi

"Sar" Mai Hy

(,")>/)( <"\_ UuFF penadol hai tmhary pas...
*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)

Bas Yahi Baat Dil TORNAy K Liye Kafi Hay

"Faraz"

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The Number u Have Dialed Is Busy On Another call...!
chhor de atibar qismat ki lakiron pe faraz

jo dilon me bas jaeye wo lakiron me nehi hotey.
Sardar to sardarni:

"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"

Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,

turya te jaanda nai,

tay race lao gay"
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for cat Scanning.
Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.

SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din cHALA k wapis kia tha...
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!