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1st Sardar

1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?

2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->

Santa-Tum Meri Shad

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

Ik sarda

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=chal Oye chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P

Tech: jab bijli chamkti

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?

Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......

Santa Platfrom k

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

1 Sardar Train main

1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

cheecker:- Ticket Please..
Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)

Santa: B0llywo0d

Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!

Santa Banta Se

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss cA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->

Sardar School Ma S

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main cPU hoon... =P ;->

Santa ko police

Santa ko police

kyu Pakda??

Guess Why?
?

?

Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha

Teacher

Teacher : Y didn''t U do Ur homework?

Santa: I''m in d hostel,

how can i do HOME work?

Dr Sahab Plastic

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?

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