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Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?

Sardar : Ur Daughter.

Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter

Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
Sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->

Sardar ki bivi uske

Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->

Sardar : Mobile Me

Sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory card Ha??

Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti card chalega??

In A 1OO Meter

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
1

2

3

Start.

All Started Runing Except Santa.

coach:y RU Stil Waiting?

Santa:My No Is 4!
:D

Santa Kone Me

Santa Kone Me chup Ke
Mobile Pe
Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha

Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa : Maa Kasam
Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He

Santa to Banta-

Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-

Gud News
Meri biwi ka AccEDENT ho gaya

Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha

Circus ka maalik

circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)

Sardar Ko Elecrtic

Sardar Ko Elecrtic chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?

Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->

Santa - My wife

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she came Back. :D

Have you eaten

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->

Shaadi mein Khana

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

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