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1 sArdAr doSrE

1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: 2

1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn

2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE

1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)

Teacher: What Is Th

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->

Sardar Ki G.F Ne

Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...

Sardar''s Interview 4

Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...

Santa Lost His

Santa Lost His cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be careful,
Anyone can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All cheques ... ;->

Tu To Ofice Me

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Santa:Doctor,

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

Sardar Ka Ladka

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->

Sardar Wrote BILL

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PcS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENcE

2 - Find Only RE-cYcLE
But No RE-ScOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFIcE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
Pc At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Santa : Among My

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Train Chali, Sardar

Train chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

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