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Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?








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Thora aur Socho







cOMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se





Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->
Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??



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'' Asha ''


---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->
A Man Has A crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers...



What Does He call It..?







Any Gueses







Dont Knw






He calls It




''''My-crow-Soft..'''' ;->
Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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Ans- kyon ke woh kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->
Once james bond hired a rickshaw n went 2 a place..
Driver: 12.50rs.
but bond gives him only 10rs
Driver: y only 10rs?
Bond:"DHAI ANOTHER DAY"! ;->
Is A male or female????

















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Why?







Bcoz




A kya bolti tu...? ;->
Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

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later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?




KArAchi UNiverSiTy..!





PunJab UniverSiTy..!





OXforD UniverSiTy..!





No.. :P





Aeroplane... ;->
Whats the common thing between "kabhi alvida na kehna"
"jhoom brabar jhoom" and
"kuch kuch hota hai"???
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THEY ARE ALL MOVIES.....!!! ;->
Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....

He smiled & said....

"Sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->