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Saare Gawahon Aur Bayano K Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Huey Ye Adalat Penal code Dafa
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Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm Main
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Allah Give Taufeeq To Send Sms . . . ;->
Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home


Wife Opens The Door


Sharabi Asks : Who Are U


Wife : How Dare U 4get Ur Wife


Sharabi : Sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->
Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?







Dont Know






Ok





I Tell U . . .






Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->
WHEN


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BRIGHT


SIDE


OF


THINGS...


THAN





POLISH
THE DULL
SIDE
OF
IT
SO SIMPLE. . . ;->
Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .








Noor Aa Gaya Hai. . .










chalo Teeno Mil k cricket Khelain . . . ;->
Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->
Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 a child means innocence

Smile 2 lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental




Still smiling!
(confirmed) ;->
HamArE FLAG mEi
Green coLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"

White coLour MeAnz
"AmAn"

LeKiN

Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy

Q

K

AmAn k AndAr

"DandA"

jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-
Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.

Musharaf:Mubarak howe.

Bush:Par afsoos di gal ae BANDE da pata nai chalya.

Musharaf:Koi gal nai ji USAMA te pa dio. . . ;->
height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"