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Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.

Ladki Boli : chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

Bolaa dukaan

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain. Jo bhi kahoge meri dukaan per wo paoge. Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai, bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge

Ekdin Sardar sapne

Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni IcIcI BANK A/c. close kar dia.
Why??
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Because IcIcI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS cOME TRUE"........

Ekdin Sardar sapne

Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni IcIcI BANK A/c. close kar dia.
Why??
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Because IcIcI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS cOME TRUE"........

Suraj hua maddham,

Suraj hua maddham,
chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!

Newtons First Law

Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........

WEN thing go fills

WEN thing go fills ur Heart Wen tears flow in ur eyes, Always say These Words... . . . . A Ganpat chal Daru La ....;-}

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

Salesman ; This computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

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Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)

Teacher;

Teacher;
"I Wish you Would Pay A
Litte Attention...!"

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Student;
"I''m paying As Little As I
can,sir";->

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

catches A Big Fish..

He comes Home & Asks His Wife To coOk Da Fish..

Wife says: "How To cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...

Fish comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

Larkio Ki ada humain pasand nai,

Larkio Ki ada humain
pasand nai,

Larkio Se bate hamain pasand nai,

Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna
pasand nai!

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