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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)
Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!
Dress code 4 party---BLAcK TIES ONLY. Mr. Bean goes to the party and is surpised 2 see that other guests are wearing suits also.
Ullu ke pathey

Kutey k bachey

Gadhey ki aulaad

Saanp ke sapolay

Bhains ke bachray

Bakre ke maimney






Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na
Why do men like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut
jag walein bolenge margaya madharchod.