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What is a difference between a Kiss, a car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

Heartbeats are countless
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Spirits are ageless
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Dreams are endless
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Memories are timeless
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A friend like you
.......
Shameless!!!

aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!

Din ko chain nahi,

Din ko chain nahi,

raat ko aram nahi.

Jee na lage kahi,

E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?

Arey Pagal..

yeh pyar nahi .....

Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.

A SARDAR BUYS 4

A SARDAR BUYS 4 TYRES BcOZ THEY WERE cHEAP.

HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,

WHEN WE DONT HAVE A cAR.

SARDAR SHOUTED BAcK,

DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA......................?.

kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye

kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye
ap miss cal do aur wo recive ho gaye
sub kuch bhula ker hum kerte rahe batain
hosh tab aye jab balance khatam ho gaye

beautiful girl :

beautiful girl : is dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 kisses
beautiful girl : us dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 kisses
beautiful girl : donno dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi

Do U know the fullform

Do U know the fullform of cOLLEGE- c-come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Good looks catch the

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don''t Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.

I saw something in

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.

To live a life

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

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