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Man to barber: cut my hair short.

Man to barber: cut my hair Short.
Barber: how Short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
?
man: So Short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]

William Studyfear said.

William Studyfear said...!!!

"This life is too Short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..

SHORT and SWEET SAYING

Short and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."

Definition of High Heels:

The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)

abrbrshortbrb

A

Short

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha

have u ever noticed

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

when i go wrong i

When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->

how did aamir got s

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?

Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost

How ... ?

Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->

i pray tht any pers

I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->

1 of the most funnie

1 of the most funniest and Shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D

man to barber cut my hair short

Man to barber: cut my hair Short.
Barber: how Short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
?
man: So Short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]

william studyfear said

William Studyfear said...!!!

"This life is too Short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..

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