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A teenage girl had

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SAID her FATHER, "That was Short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->

:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'':

<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>

A cigrete shortns ur life

A cigrete Shortns ur life

by 2 mins.

A beer by 4 mins,

But A lecture Shortns ur life

by 1 hr!

So dont atend lectures.

Celebrating "BUNK AWARENESS"

\ = = = ShOrTeSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /

\ = = = ShorteSt FaIrY Ta|e = = = /

Once A Boy Asked Her Girl Frend :
" Will U Marry Me . . . "

The Girl Said : " NO . . "

Then . . .

They Live . . .

Happy Ever After . . . ;->

CULTUS Of My Dreams . . . CITY Of My Eyez . . .

U are CORROLA Of My Life . . .

CULTUS Of My Dreams . . .

CITY Of My Eyez . . .

SANTRO Of My Thought . . .

CIVIC Of My Job . . .

MERCEDEZ Of My Love . . .

In Short

"U are Traffic Jam Of My Hert" . . . :->

Sardar selected a short girl to marry

Sardar selected a Short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai

Your girlfriend is:

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In Short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

A world-wide UN survey

A world-wide UN survey was conducted.
The question was:Wud u plz give ur honest
opinion about d Shortage of food in the rest of the world?
The survey was a failure coz in Africa people did not
know what "food" was,in China they did not know what
"opinion" was,in Europe they did not know what "Shortage"
was,Pakis did''nt know what "honest" meant,
Saudis did''nt know what "please" was & in America
they did''nt know what the rest of the world was....??? ;->

Considering his achievments of

Considering his
achievments of
creating Shortage of,

Wheat

gas

power

suger

water

Musharaf has been
give the title of

Quaid-e-Qillat...!!!!!!!

What did Tarzan

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->

Considering his

Considering his
achievments of
creating Shortage of,

Wheat

gas

power

suger

water

Musharaf has been
give the title of

Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->

I don''t understand

I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a Short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->

W O M E N

W O M E N

IN Short...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !

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