Short SMS Messages124 messages

teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.

Father: that wus Short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
Girl replied: it wus wrong number.
i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving Permanentlty to ISLAMABAD nesxt monday.
I Dont Know how long i am staying there. I will give you the number, address and
new email ID when i get is there.
Hope to see you there?sorry for Short notice. I have no choice. They have choosen me as the
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Next Prisident of PAKISTAN
What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the Shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
I''m on a mission!

Mission to make u cute,

2make u beautiful ,

2make u smart,

2make U genious...I

n Short

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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
WHICH IS THE ShortEST JOKE?

A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS
ICC has decided 2 Shorten d

durationof next world cup.


It will consist of opening ceremony,
photo-session,& presenting d world cup
2 AUSTRALIA..!!
U r sweet like Tom,


cute like Jerry,


Naughty like BugsBunny,


Clever like Alladin,


Strong like Popye,


In Short,



Chalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D
Shortest Fairy Tale In Da World.... ONce upun a time , A Guy Asked a Girl ," Will U Marry me "

She Said " No " & The Guy Lived Happilty Ever After :)
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
ICC has decided to Shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
Life is Short so follow some rules:

Forgive quickly

Believe slowly

Love truely

Laugh loudly

&

Never avoid anything that
Brings Smile on ur Face!!!

So

Think of me Twice Daily... ;->