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DAWN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down OSama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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BREAKING NEWS:
KARACHI: Liyari mai ek hafta se bharpur jashan ka Sama hai, logon ka kehna hai k
"Apna makrani bhai U.S.A ka saddar bana hai!
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HEADLINES:
President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSama had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.
"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"



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