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Gadha Kitna Bekaar Janwar Hai . . .

Dunya Is Ko Naakara Samajhti Hai

IS Main Aqal Bhi Nahi Hoti



Magar Is Bechaarey Ki Himmat Dekho Har Sms Kitne Gaur Se Parhta Hai . . . :P
Fact of classroom:

Jab professor apko class se bahr nikale

TO SamaJ LO K TARAKI KR RHE HO.

He might be afraid dat u know more than him...!!
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;

Graham Bel used 2 study in candle;

Shakspeare used 2 study in street light

Muze ye Samaj me nahi aata;

"SAALE DIN ME MAKHI MARTE THE KYA?
An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"

student:,#@! #@#$#

Interviewer: Mujhe kuch Samajh mein nahi aaya

Student:Same is the situation here
Arz Kiya Hai
Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.

wah wah !







Maathe Per Lahu Sir Per Reit






Kion K Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamle Samait


Wah Wah Wah Kia Kehne. . . ;->
Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.

Musharaf:Mubarak howe.

Bush:Par afsoos di gal ae BANDE da pata nai chalya.

Musharaf:Koi gal nai ji USama te pa dio. . . ;->
Hight of Friendship..

OSama bin laden and George Bush having a toast at saddam''s residence
Arz kiya hai.......

Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka Sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....
Arz kiya hai.......

Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka Sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....
yeh bat Samajh main ayi nahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi! Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?

Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?

q lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?

nani k husband jab nana haan or dadi k husband jab dada haan tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?

Yeh baat Samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi

When Words Fail
Eyes Work . . . .







When Eyes Fail
Heart Works . . . .







When Heart Fails











Aby Scroll Kia Kr Raha Hai




Samajh K Tapak gaya Maamu ;->
Ek Pathan Doosre Pathan Se
''''Yaara Mujhe Tou Samajh Nahi Aata
K Log Mahina Mahina Kese Nah Nahate . . .?
Mujhe Toy 28wain Din Hi Kharish Shruu Ho Jati Hai . . . '''' ;->