Pani SMS Messages239 messages

Teacher:
Pani ka formula batao
student:
h2MgClNaClHnO3H2SO4.
Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka Pani hai
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
Eik Eik Pather Jor Kar Main Nai Jo Dewar Banaie Hai.
Jankhon Ous k Pechie Tou Ruswaie Hie Ruswaie Hai.
Youn Lagta Hai Sote Jagte Auron Ka Mutaaj Hon.
Aakehn Meri Apnie Haien Per In main Neend parie Hai.
Dekh Rahe Haien Herat Say Sub Nele Nele Pani Ko.
Pochie Kon Samandar Say K Tuj main Kitnie Gehraie Hai.
Aaj Hoa Maloom Mujehe is Sher K chand Sauoun say.
Apni Raha Badalte Rehna Sab say Bari Danie Hai.
Tor Gaeie Pehmanie WAFA is dor dor main kesie kesie LOG.
Yee mat Soch K REHAN bus Eik Yaar hie Tera Harjaie Hai.
kiya likhon tery naam sajan
tuje sochon subho sham sajan
tm neeli jheel ka Pani ho
mohobbat ki ek kahani ho
tm pyar ka meethe bol ho
tm hr ek se anmol ho
tm aasman ka badal ho
tm mari aankh ka kaajal ho
tm mere mann ki jeet ho
mere labon ka geet ho
tm chaman me khilta gulaab ho
chahat se likhi kitaab ho
tm mere liye mere sanam ho
jo toot na sake wo kasam ho
kiya likhon tery nam sajan
tumhe sochoun subho shaam sajan
Woh Mil Jatey Hain Kahani Bankar
Dil Mein Bas Jatey Hain Nishani Bankar
Jinhe Hum Rakhte Hain Apni Aakhon Mein
Kyun Nikal Jatey Hain Wo Pani Bankar
Khayaalo Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai
Nigaahon Ko Teri Talaash Rehti Hai
Tere Bina Koi Kami Nahi Lekin
Tere Bagarr Tabiyat Udaas Rehti Hai
"Winter magic"

1 glass me thanda Pani lain
or
Usy Apney Qareeb Baithe shakhs pe dal den

wo thanda Pani usay garam kar dega

aur

wo

uth kar apko thanda karega....!!
Maine usy kitni bar kaha ha k din ma 5,6 glass Pani pya karo

Fraz!

Lekin



wo phir b kehti ha k

MERA TAN MAN PAYASA CHANA WE TERE pyar da...!
SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN Pani LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA Pani BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA

SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA Pani GILA HO GAYA
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe Pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And comPanionship For all the years of your lives.
Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And comPanionship
For all the years of your lives!
Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And ComPanionship For All The Years Of Your Lives.