Mara SMS Messages422 messages


Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.


1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua

neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga

pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko Mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi

pathan:wo kia?

Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.


KASHMEER HaMara Hai Aur HaMara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?




Nahi

Hone Denge

Q
k

Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To

5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht Mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q Mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)


Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->


Ye Watan HuMara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)


HaMara Mutaaliba
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"Her taalib-e-ilm ko aik aik taaliba" ;->


Aik Marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne Marasi ki khoob bezti ki
Marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->


Aaj huMara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*


Maa kon hoti hai?

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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
hum ne muhabtain chord deen faraz.

tanha raat din ka tarpna haMaray bas ki baat nhi,,,
ajab hai

"RASAM-E-ULFAT" ay

"FARAZ"

dil haMara hai magar
"IKHTIAR"
kisi aur ka hai...
Aisa hai dostana haMara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool