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Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15

Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?

Pathan : Sir HaMara Czn Ki Shadi Hai

Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?

Pathan : Wo HaMara Czn Chahti

Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi

Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon

Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar

Ek dafa 1Marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya Marasi boht khush hua

Apny bap sy bola aba hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay

Aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ?

Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O

Aba: Eida matlab.. ?

"Marasi State Oil"

Hosh kar Oye :->

Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U

Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U

Tel Me Wer Is Ur Heart Exactly?

All GIRLS Shouted Loudly,

HaMara Dil To "hAmmY" K Pas He
Mam.!
..Silly GIRLS..!

Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,

Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara

Fir Kya Hua?

Fir Hona Kya Tha
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi

Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko

Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :

"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Ker Do , HuMara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->

Biology Teachr:

Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?

All Girls Shoutd Loudly

HaMara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!

Biology Teachr:

Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me

Where Is Ur Heart Xactly?

All Girls Shoutd Loudly

HaMara Dil To "hAmY" K Pass Hai Madam!

CIA "Officer 2 Bush

CIA "Officer 2 Bush: SIr Zameen K Kona Kona Chhan Mara
SAmandar Ki Teh Tk Gaey Pr Usama Nai Mila

Bush:Usama Gya Bhaar Ma,

SAlon Mujey Batao K Ye Faraz Kon Tha?

Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,

Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
TuMara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur

Shahid Kapoor.

Pathan Dozhk Se Nkla

Pathan Dozhk Se Nkla
Chupke Se Jannat Me
Ghuss Gya
Farishte Ne Pakar K
Bhtt Mara
Pathan Bola: Mt Maro
Hum Janati Hy, Dozhk
Me Srf Gul Khan Ko
Naswar Dene Gya Tha ;->

Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

HaMaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,

Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??

Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo

Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga

Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->

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