Mara SMS Messages422 messages

American : "our dogs find bombs"

American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi haMaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...

TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

is se bari iMarat banaunga,

mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi,

tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...

Quaid foot ho gaye

Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke Maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga

News reporter:

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay Maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Doctor:

Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay

Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
haMara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy

Kion har bar mosam

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar haMara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

If dentists make films,

If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*HuMara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

1 sardar airhostess se,

1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe Mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

HaMara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Qabar May Far¡sht

Qabar May Far¡shte Adm¡ Ko Mar Rahy Thy

Phr B Wo Hans Raha Tha,

Far¡shte Ne Wja Puch¡ To Bola

"Ma¡n Khudkush Hamly May Mara Hun

Ye S¡r Mera Hy Or J¡sm K¡s¡ Or Ka

Kesay Ho Ab?

Kesay Ho Ab?

Theek Ho?

Dard Ho Raha Hay?

Pain Killer Tablets Letay Rehna

Hajiyon Ne Bohot Mara Ho Ga Na Pathron Se
Kya Karen Is K Baghair Hajj Nahi Hota.

Zndagi me jab b kisi ko chaha hy,

Zndagi me jab b kisi ko chaha hy,
Usi ne hMara dil dukhaya hy,
Socha tha ab chor den is pyar k khel ko,
Pr suna hy pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya hy.

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

Mara SMS Messages422 messages

Search SMS Messages