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One day Sardar happened

One day Sardar happened to see a Marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a Marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar

1 pathen n other

1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal Mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai

Arz hai...

Arz hai...

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Arz hai...

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kay...

Arz hai..

kay..

ap ko stana haMara FARZ hai...

BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

Main Niyat karta hoon 2 punjabi Marane ki ,

6 rocket fire farz ,

wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,

Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf

1 Medical student ne apni

1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
iska ans zarur dena ?????

Larki Ne jawab diya,"TuMara blood group A+ Hai"

App khwab main

App khwab main aye ahtalam ho gya.ap ki izat bi reh gai haMara bi kam ho gya.Send this mesege to atleast 10 tharki''s u will see a popat bachi in dream trust me

Hum Aaye Humne Khola Humne Nikala Humne Dala

Hum Aaye

Humne Khola

Humne Nikala

Humne Dala

HaMara Kaam Ho Gaya

OR Aap Nikaal kar kharay hi rahe

Kyun k aapko Daalna nahi ata Tha...

A.T.M CARD

sardar ka RADIO kharab

sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek Mara huwa CHUHA mila. Yeh deekh kar sardar gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!

Ik adme chupkay say

Ik adme chupkay say jahanum say nekla aur janat main chala gayafreshtay na pakar ker khub Maraadmi utha or bolaTUWADI INA HARKTA TOO KOI JANAT WICH NAI ANDA.

Boy To His Girlfriend:

Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam Sa,

Kuch Naram Sa,

Kuch Namkin Sa,

Kuch Mitha Sa Kaho.

Girlfrind Sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Pur

Ek Molvi:

Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya

Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k haMara pasia haram ha?

Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum "Latreen" banainge

What if Acountants start making Movies....

What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - HaMara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!

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