Mara SMS Messages422 messages

Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".

In Punjabi It Is Translated As,

"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
Maalik:abay nokar kuttay abhi tak tujh se machar nahi Maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain

Nokar:sahab mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai
1 pathan 12 floor pe office me betha tha
1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi
Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hMara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hMara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..
A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:


Sir jee! barood thora kum dala karen Last time haMara Aadmi jannat se bhi aagay nikal gaya tha. . . . . .!!!
1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:

"lo batao, huMaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...
Pathan Apni Biwi Ko Doctor Ko Dekhane Le Gaya,

Aur Dr. Ko Bohat Mara. Sub Ne Poocha:

"Kya Huwa??" Pathan: "Saala Dr. Bolta

Hy Amari Biwi Ka ''BP'' Dekhna Hy.."
RUKHSTI k time
Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi

Or usy uski BV ne boht Mara

Ringtone lgi thi

"Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly"
Aisa DOSTANA haMara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu..
Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo HaMara Sussar de do:-D
''Pani me tairna machli ka style
Hawa me udna "POPAT" ka style
Different sms bhejna,phone karna huMara style
Fukat ka sms padna,phone sun-na Aapka style..''
''GSG PUKAAR.
HUKMaraNO
Ye Dolat B Lay Lo
Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo
ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo
Tax+tax
Lay Lo
ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo
bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega
MAGAR
lauta do
wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.
Phir na khna
Cheif Justici
wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.

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ZeeShan 03133070586
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''Aisa DOSTANA haMara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?''