Land SMS Messages124 messages

merey dil mein ik sawal hai, kya urooj hai kya zawal hai, Jo mein pust hoon to hai meri khata, Jo buLand hoon to Ya Rub tera kamal hai
BuLand hAthon mAin zenjeeren daal dete hain



Ajeeb rasam chali hai Dua ne maange koi
Us ki Chahat ka Sila Yaad nahi,
Yaad ha Jurm, Saza Yaad nahi
Toor kar hamsafari ka Rishta,
Wo kahan Choor Gae Yaad nahi,
Apnay girnay ka Sabab Yaad to hay,
Kiss BiLandi se gira Yaad nahi,
Yaad ha us ka Bicharna hum ko,
Phir Hamen jo bhi Mila Yaad nahi.
Raat Ko Naya Chand Mubarak,
Chand Ko Chandni Mubarak,
Falak Ko Sitare Mubarak.
Sitaroon Ko BuLandi Mubarak.
Aur Aap Ko Hamari Taraf Se:-
RAMADAN MUBARAK
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki buLandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki buLandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is Land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from Landline or mobile”
"LOVE"
In France is a Comedy,
In EngLand a Trgedy
In Italy
a Wonder,
In Germany
a Drama,
But
In Pakistan
National game
Hai sub khelo...
''"Khudi ko kar buLand itna k K2 ki choti pe ja puhnche
K Iqbal tujh se puchhe, ulu k pathay utray ga kesay?"
Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to EngLand. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.
While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely Land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!