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A Sailor Ws Stuck In An IsLand

Whr He Ws D Only Survivor.

He Made A Hut4his Sheltr.Day N Nite,

He Ws Prayin N Waitin4sum1 To Rescue Him

Bt No1came.He Stored Food In D Hut 4 his Survival,

Bt1day,D Hut Burned2ashes N Nothing

Ws Left Of It.He Ws So Angry,

He Said,"God,

Y Hav U Done Dis2me?!

"D Next Morning,Rescuers Came.

He Askd "Hw Did U Know Dat I Ws Hre?"

They Replied,"V Saw A Smoke Signal!"

Trust God Whn Misfortune Happens,

His Plans R Always Greater Than Ours.
"I m a PAKISTANI "

Kill me & call it
"A Mistake"

Imprison me & call it
"Security Measure"

Exile my people n masses & call it
"Progres"

Declare my leaders as the enemy of our country & call it
"Quilty of Treason"

Rob my rights, invade my Land, declare me as

"Terrorist" & call it
"Development"

But listen, still i am PAKISTANI and will remain PAKISTANI 4ever
"LONG LIVE PAKISTAN'''' :-|
"AQAL" kya hoti hai?
Asman ne kaha: Bahut BuLand hoti hai,
Sagar ne kaha: Bahut Gehri hoti hai,
Apne kaha:Hain............. Woh kya hoti hai?
Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??

Praful: Permit Hansaaaa

Wo JaLandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,

Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?

Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..

Parmeet...


Acchha Parmeet... Permit!
There was a beautiful girl named Rexona and a hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma, Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy".

They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre, Medimix city.

They invited their friends Lux, Dove, Dettol, Savlon, Tide, Fa, Jo and others, Rexona and cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream Land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins ''Johnson & Johnson''
Once There Was An IsLand,
Where All The Feelings Lived.
1 Day There Was a Storm In d Sea
The IsLand Was About 2 Sink.Every
Feeling Was Scared But Love made A Boat To Escape Every Feeling Shared Da Boat,Only 1 Feeling Was Left.
Love Went 2 See Who It Was:
It Was EGO

Love Tried But EGO Didn''t Move.
EveryOne Asked Love To Leave Him N Come Into Da Boat But Love Was Meant To Love.

It Remained With EGO

All The Others Went But love Died Because Of EGO.
When the night has come and the Land"s dark.
When the moon is the only light.
We"ll see, look at the stars
Can you count them?
I miss you that much.
WHAT I$ LOVE?
L FOR Land OF $ORROW.
O FOR OCEAN OF TERA$.
V FOR VELLEY OF DEATH.
E FOR END OF LIFE.
MI$s U ALL TIME.....
Announcement In
Zardari''s Chartd Plane ...




Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...
Charta che zikar da sparlo shawe de
Halta me qatal da jazbo shawe de.
Zama da meenay qissa Landda da da,
YAW tasalsul da hadiso shawe de.
Pa khpal qismat yawaze ma na jaral
Har zai me zikar pa salgo shawe de
Da che chghar da Bulbulano aoram,
Hkaregi ghag de da ratlo shawe de
Da swe swe rang zama che wene,
Da da Firaq pa sro lambo shawe de.
Rasha Zarge leg da Imdad ogora,
Zahmi Zahmi sta pa kato shawe de.
Da Charsadday Zalmii

Che WATAN Matam Matam Vee,
Aow Pa Hr Koor Kii Gham Vee,
Che Barood Vee Da Asmana,
Aow Da Zmakey Lande Bom Vee,
Che Pa Shundo Bus Jara Vee,
Starge Hmm Dhakey Da Nam Vee,
Che Da Gullon Pa Mosam Kii,
Da Golo, Dazo Mosam Vee,
Che Bajaur, Waziristan Ke,
Hmm Pa Swat Ke Muharam Vee,
Nu Za Ba Dasey AKHTAR Sa Kram,
Che Bachi Me Qatal Kiigii,
Mour Aow Plar Me Zobal Kiigii,
Sarr Sajde La Che Tittegii, Pe Bomoona Rawarigii,
RABA Kala Ba Sahar She,
Che Da Gharibano AKHTAR Shey..!!
akhan lard diya nein pyar honda aey, aeh kee khaid yaar honda wey,

jeh chalda wus tey Landa jind na terey, par har kissey dey kol kadoon ihtiar honda wey