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sardar, a japanese

sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted
isLand. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand.
As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said I''ll
give each of you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and
he was gone! The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too
was gone. The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were
back!"

Lux Sunsilk

Lux
Sunsilk
Tulsi''
Bioaamla
Dalda
Mobillink
National food
Habib
CandyLand
Walls
Ahmad fabric
Aur
Sultan banaspati
ki jaanibse aap ko

Durr Fittay Moou

aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerLand ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho

Love in France IS A COMEDY

Love in France IS A COMEDY

In EngLand A TRAGEDY

In Italy A WONDER!

In Germany A DRAMA

But

In PAK LOve is a

"National Game"

HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN

Who was d 1st indian

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score 100 in d mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat engLand..?

GUESS!
.
.
.
AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN... ;->

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..

Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..
He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..
The driver got down to look for the owner..
When he came back he had alot of rose garLands around his neck..
Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..
Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garLand around my neck". ;->

Dont buy Land Cruisers.

Dont buy Land Cruisers.

They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.

Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->

I.T.I., Lahore:

I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my Land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.

FiLL iN THE BLANKS...

FiLL iN THE BLANKS...

---Land---PAR----
CHUUT

Any Idea ?

No !

Don''t Think Wierd !

oK !

..

PTCL Land LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->

Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

1. UNIT NO. 1.

2. SATHI ZAMIN PER.

3. BHAI LOG LandON WALAY.

4. OPRETION 92.

5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO.

6. SIRF ALTAF.

7. BHAI JO BHI KAHEN.

8. LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI...

Land lord

Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas

Keeklee Kaleer Di

Keeklee Kaleer Di
Pent Mere Veer Di
Coat Mere Pai Da
Landay Ton Le Ayi Da
Fair Fit Karayi Da
Fair Onho Payi Da
Fittay Mo0nh MehnGayi Da.

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