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Bahu: Maan ji,

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri Ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile

lekin

sala. 1 Ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri Ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai?
Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho.....

AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

AJ kal Ladkiyo ke kapre

yaha se less waha se less,

kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless

or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-

"Oh How Mannerless" !!

Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

Science teacher:agar kisi Ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

Santa: Oye, Ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 Ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Raat k andhere me. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe. aha!
Daba daba k. aha!
Chus chus k . aha!
Frooti pe rahe the

Ladkewale:

Ladkewale:Ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sbki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sbka gu JUGGU!!

Koi ladki hume thukraaye,

Koi Ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi Ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Arre badnaseeb hai woh Ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Ek ladka Ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.

Ladki aisi paheli hai,

Ladki aisi paheli hai, Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh bole: "DARLING I LOVE U". Na karo toh bole: "BROTHER HOW R U ?"

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