Ladki SMS Messages116 messages

''Aik Phatan ne kisi Ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS Ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.
Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi,
aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
Ek Ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....
Ek ladka ek Ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri Ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur Ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi Ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO KYUN?...







SOCHO SOCHO……






BECAUSE Ladki KUNWARI THI.





STRANGE NA ..



BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?


















- SOCHO Socho





BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO Ladki AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein Ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
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Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
Manager 2 Sardar :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Sardar :- Ji haan, ek Ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to Ladki se hi hoti hai...
Sardar :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......
Boy: BUS aur Ladki ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!
Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik Ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh Ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur Ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the ..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya. ..HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO?.