Karte SMS Messages381 messages

Tamana Karte Ho Jin Khushyon Ki.
Wo Khushiyan Ap ke Qadmon mn Ho
Khuda Ap ko wo Haqiqat mn de jo socha ap ne Sapno mn Ho.
Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi Candle Light Diner Karte That .....


Magar Aj Har Koi Candel Light Diner Karrta Hai ( Due To Loud Shading )


JEO MUSHARAF
Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi Karte
bujdil kabhi khulkar var nahi Karte
aur ham wo h jo HAPPY HOLI kahne k liye holi ka intar nahi Karte
Kehtay hain barey fakhr say hum ghum nhn Kartey
Matam ki sada suntay hyn matam nhn kartay
Woh log bhaala samjheyn gay kya raaz e shahadat
Jo eid to kartay hain muharrum nhn Kartey
Kyun aap ka dil jalta hy kyun jalta hy seenaa
Hum aap k seenay par to matam nhn Kartey
Aajiz yehi mashoor haqiaqat hy jahan me
Qatil kabhi maqtool ka matam nhn kartaay
Jaam rag rag mein kamino ka laho ho jae
dard ke mare zamane se rafoo ho jae
Aal-e-Ahmed(A.S) se jala Karte hein jin ke seene
mere Allah unhein "Bird Flu" ho jae
Hanso

Khelo

NAACHO

Gao

Uchloo

Koodoo

Dunya ki parwa mat kero

Q
K

Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein Karte rehte hai...
Hum dua Karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,

ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.

Ab padh kar delete Karte hai mere sms ko,

kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.
Waqt mile tab yaad Karte ho,

mood ho tab baat Karte ho.

Ek zamana tha jab har pal msg Karte the,

ab to karachi KI BARISH ki trh yaad Karte ho
Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi use pasand Karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,
To woh BHONK-BHONK kar apna Pyaar jatati hai.
Mature

Hansa : Mature Matlab ?

Praful: Jab Apna Mahesh . . .

Chori Karte Hue Pakda Gaya Tha

Tab Usne Kya Kaha Tha ??

Hansa: Usne Kaha Tha . . .

Mujhe Chodd Do . . .

"MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"

Main Chor . . .

Main Chor . . .

Mature

Acha Acha . . .
Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?

Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!

In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .