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Toilet Jane Se Pehle

Toilet Jane Se Pehle...
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Toilet Se Aanay K Baad...
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Tauba Yar,
Kitna Karte Ho Tum....;-D ;-P ;->

Na Umeedin Ki$i $e

Na Umeedin Ki$i $e Rakhtey To Acha Hota
Ietbar Na Ki$i Pe Kartey To Acha Hota

$abaq Deta Hai Zamana Yeh Auron Ko Giraney Ka
$ahara Na Ki$i Ko $amjhtey To Acha Hota

Yaqeen Apni Kamyabi Ka Ki$i Ko Kab Hota Hai
Taqdeer K Muqabil Na Hotey To Acha Hota

$ochtey They Ietbar Andha Ho Ga Dewawa Tum Per
Na Khuwaab Jagtey Main Dekhtey To Acha Hota

Na Chahtey Tum Ki$i Ko Na Koi Tumheen Poojta
Na Achey Ki$i Ko Lagtey To Acha Hota

Darya Mohabbat Ka Kab Koi Paar Karta Hai
Na Mohabbat Ki$i $e Kartey To Acha Hota.....

CHAHTON main giley

CHAHTON main giley nahi hotey,
ishq main zabtey nahi hotey,
yad Kartey hain dil hi dil main tujy,
apne dil main diye jalao"k"ab
ra$ton main diye nahi hotey,
kA$H! hum tum miley nahi hotey.
meri Qismat wo ban tu jaye magr...
Aaj kal mojzay nahi hotay....!

Aashiane ki baat

Aashiane ki baat Karte ho dil jalane ki baat Karte ho,
Mujhko apni khabar nahin yaaron tum zamane ki baat Karte ho .
saari duniya ke ranjo gum dekar muskurane ki baat Karte ho.
Haadsa tha guzar gaya kyun kisi ke jaane ki baat Karte ho.
kuchis tarha se mera saaze zindagi tuta.
Kyun shagufta saaz ke taron ki baat Karte ho.
Aashiyane ki baat Karte ho aur dil jalane ki baat Karte ho

Kuch log thodi

Kuch log thodi der Karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa Karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat Karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!

1 girl ask 2 pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri Karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Khuda salmat rakh

Khuda salmat rakhe unko jo humse nafrat Karte hai, pyar na sahi, nafrat hi sahi. Kuch toh hai joh sirf humse Karte hain

Life ka sucessful Moral

Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq Karte hai."

"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se Karte hai?"

Bolti hai dosti chup

Bolti hai dosti chup rahta hai pyar!
Hasati hai dosti rulata hai pyar !
mailati hai dosti juda karta hai pyar
phir be kyun dosti chor kar log Karte hain pyar.

UTRA THA CHAND

UTRA THA CHAND HAMARE ANGAN MEIN.
PER SITARON KO YE GAWARA NA HUWA.
HUM TO SITARON SE BHI BAGHAWAT KAR LETE.
PER KIA Karte, CHAND HI HAMARA NA HUWA.

barsat mein ham

barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge...
patjhar mein ham phol ban k jhar jainge...
kia hua jo aaj aap ko tang Karte hain...
ek din aap ko bin bataye hi chalay jainge.

Barsat mein ham

Barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge....
Pat jhar mein ham Phol ban k khar jainge........
Kia hua jo aaj aap ko tang Karte hain...
Ek din aap ko bin bataye he chala jainge

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